Start a midterm essay day after it’s due lol omygod
- When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
- When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
grow up perhaps i hate when people casual sex has been a thing since the beginning of time lmaobut chris? WHAT ABOUT LOVE??? CHIVALRY??? SELF REAPECT?? WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES IN AMERICA? WHY CANT WE ALL SAVE OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE LIKE THE TRUE LOVERS DID IN YE OLDEN TIMES??? where is the humanity? Put God back in our schools. Make NASCAR year round.
Yes that entire way of thinking is ridiculous. There is no hook up culture. People are just more open to the idea of it, and more willing to experiment, because they value their sexuality and the time of others. Our generation doesn’t need to get married for economic stability anymore so our entire way of thinking is no longer warped to the idea of ending up with another person. It makes perfect since and there’s nothing wrong with it.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
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