Alan Smithee

Vintage style, and timeless taste.
I don't know what I'm doing.

Start a midterm essay day after it’s due lol omygod

  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via raverprincess)

bi-any-other-name:

Repeat after me:

  • Being queer does not absolve me of racism or perpetuating white supremacy.
  • Being queer does not absolve me of racism or perpetuating white supremacy.
  • BEING QUEER DOES NOT ABSOLVE ME OF RACISM OR PERPETUATING WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!

(via lifesizehysteria)

red3blog:

Hey, white Steven Universe fans. These are all the POC in the cast of Steven Universe. You notice how 3 of the 4 leads are WOC? Or how this is more than 2/3 of the extended cast of the show? Representation matters. Trying to litigate the racial background of these characters because you want to identify with them as white is fucking shitty. Stop it. White people are massively over-represented in TV shows and movies. We don’t need to steal back characters whose creators have deliberated coded as non-white.

(via sixfigs)

whitegirlsaintshit:

quickweaves:

midnight-bleue:

THANK U

grow up perhaps i hate when people casual sex has been a thing since the beginning of time lmao

but chris? WHAT ABOUT LOVE??? CHIVALRY??? SELF REAPECT?? WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES IN AMERICA? WHY CANT WE ALL SAVE OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE LIKE THE TRUE LOVERS DID IN YE OLDEN TIMES??? where is the humanity? Put God back in our schools. Make NASCAR year round.

Yes that entire way of thinking is ridiculous. There is no hook up culture. People are just more open to the idea of it, and more willing to experiment, because they value their sexuality and the time of others. Our generation doesn’t need to get married for economic stability anymore so our entire way of thinking is no longer warped to the idea of ending up with another person. It makes perfect since and there’s nothing wrong with it.

whitegirlsaintshit:

quickweaves:

midnight-bleue:

THANK U

grow up perhaps i hate when people casual sex has been a thing since the beginning of time lmao

but chris? WHAT ABOUT LOVE??? CHIVALRY??? SELF REAPECT?? WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES IN AMERICA? WHY CANT WE ALL SAVE OURSELVES FOR MARRIAGE LIKE THE TRUE LOVERS DID IN YE OLDEN TIMES??? where is the humanity? Put God back in our schools. Make NASCAR year round.

Yes that entire way of thinking is ridiculous. There is no hook up culture. People are just more open to the idea of it, and more willing to experiment, because they value their sexuality and the time of others. Our generation doesn’t need to get married for economic stability anymore so our entire way of thinking is no longer warped to the idea of ending up with another person. It makes perfect since and there’s nothing wrong with it.

(Source: yvngpharrell)

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

strugglingtobeheard:

73r:

rrosequartz:

destructive-creature:

"At Rio Americano High School in Sacramento CA, a student named Dejza, was violently assaulted by a vice principal, Matt Collier, for attempting to take back a piece of art with a political message that the administration didn’t like. She was put in a chokehold and slammed against the desk. When she tried to resist this unlawful abuse of authority, she was slammed and held onto the ground. Matt Collier laid on top of her, crushing her with his weight. Dejza could not breathe, and begged Collier to get off of her. Luckily, another faculty member came in and ended the situation. Dejza went to see a doctor for severe whiplash, and yesterday was her first day of physical therapy. Despite this being blatantly wrong and illegal, the administration has put her on suspension for resisting, and Collier was not disciplined. On the fifth day of her suspension, she will attend a meeting held by bias members of the administration to determine if she will be expelled.

They have tried to silence anyone who speaks out on social media, but today we have gathered in person for a silent sit-in protest.

Dejza has been wronged, and brutalized, and now she is receiving punishment. They’ve tried to silence her. They’ve tried to silence us.” -Grant Wright 

One of my friends Grant posted this on facebook and even though im not in Sacramento I want to help. This girl has been mistreated by a full grown man who may never be punished. I want to help spread awareness. So please, spread this around. Let people know that this is NOT okay. The more support we have, the better. 

i’m so proud to have been a part of this today but you guys please please please please reblog/spread this around any way you possibly can it’s so important and her story needs to be heard by people outside of our city because what this man did is so so so incredibly far from okay

arrest Matt Collier. protect and redeem Dejza.

Jesus. Much love and solidarity I hope you receive justice!!!

(via whitegirlsaintshit)